Sophisticated Punk

Female. 18-years-old. Artist. Kentucky. 1 1/2" stretched lobes. Fish, cat, dog, and ferret owner. Married. Vegan. My one-a-day watercolor blog is asps-365-sketches.tumblr.com

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jonny-poopoo-pants:

thepoliticalfreakshow:

For The First Time Ever, All Four Eyewitness Accounts of The Murder of Michael Brown Put In Chronological OrderThe most detailed side-by-side telling of each eyewitness account of the Mike Brown murder in chronological order #JusticeForMichaelBrown [@ShaunKing]

Reblog the fuck out of this

BOOST^^^^^^^

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marcoereus:

I’m so tired of people telling me German is an “ugly, angry” language. When my German teacher tells us jokes it’s the sweetest, happiest language in the world. When I teach my father the word for daughter he smiles, repeating “Tochter” to himself until he gets it right, and in that moment German sounds like pride. There’s nothing angry or ugly about a language that never says goodbye, only “until we meet again.”

Thank you for this

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bansheeinthedark:

sexuallydisoriented:

humourous-fallen-angel:

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.

you are such a sordid pumpkin seed I s2g

YOU INCONGRUOUS KNITTING NEEDLE

You faking OBTUSE CABBAGE

You PREPOSTEROUS ROCKING CHAIR

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Shite Irish people say...

1:Why is it so feckin' cold?
2:CSPE? Is that even a subject let alone an exam
3:Will you meet me? (make out)
4:Did ya get the shift? ;) (make out or more)
5:Ah sure you'll be grand
6:She's pregnant? No she cant be...and whos the baby daddy?
7:Well whats the craic?
8:We've to go the back roads because I've no tax
9:Hardly...
10:In fairness...
11:Come here to me now
12:State of yir one
13:Hows the head?
14:Half a pint of Guinness with a little bit of black current
15:INDICATORS
16:I've not a cent
17:Penny's finest
18:I'm Stharvin-
19:C'mere till I tell ya
20:Cum onta fuck
21:come off it
22:I didn't do naaaaaaaatin
23:I will ya
24:Its banjaxed
25:Pure sound
26:The hack of ye
27:Absolutely raaaagin
28:Yoke
29:Yir one
30:Your about as useful as a Kerry man with a hurl

strangedayshavefoundme666:

brokenasphyxiation:

zetatauri:

ohnonotthedrill:

ndnickerson:

COLLEGE FIRST.

I love how the Addams Family has ZERO slut-shaming. Like… honey you can dance naked and enslave someone with your womanly charms if you want to, I don’t fucking care, but so help me you’re going to get a college education first.

A+ PARENTING

The Addamses are what every family should aspire to be like (you know; without the dismemberment and electric chairs as play time).  Honestly, have you ever seen more unconditionally loving and supportive parents than Gomez and Morticia?  And not just with the kids, but with each other.  I think what’s especially unique about them is how open they are with everything.  They don’t treat their children like children.  They treat them like they treat everyone else; direct, and to the point. 

It’s creepy how many good examples of parenting and romantic relationships there is in these characters, especially considering they are supposed to be the antithesis of the stereotypical American nuclear family.

(Source: birlybir, via nottoocreative)

rocknrollercoaster:

it must be really wild to actually have a positive relationship with your father

like

?????

some people really have that????

that’s insane

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haleyelainee:

This is why mermaids are my favorite.

(Source: theartofanimation, via velvetvioletqueen)

daddyslittle-pet:

makeme-yourprincess:

three-way-dreamer:

Imma do this tomorrow morning

This would be perfect in the morning❤️

Daddy, do this please

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